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I’m gonna miss Barney Frank.
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Oh Olivia Wilde, how wise you are.
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This is how I feel about footbal…..
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ME TOO.
(via belbobaggins)
Posted on January 15, 2012 via [erotic moan text alert] with 5,545 notes
Source: deinime
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This shouldn’t even be considered the “manly” thing to do. Bad handshakes are the worst.
Because I have small hands, I’be taken a liking to grabbing people at the fingers before they can get a full grip. It makes them look like a wuss, and disguises my ridiculously small hands!
Posted on January 10, 2012 via Gross Nasty with 300 notes
Source: grossnasty
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This is a man singing. His name was Alessandro Moreschi, and he was the last Castrato. That means, when he was a child, someone cut off his dick and balls so that he would be able to sing in a very high pitch. Don’t worry, it was for religion. It was a Catholic thing. He did it for Jesus.
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Craig Fergusion figured out why everything sucks.
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“IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH!”
My last words will be "My God! this parachute is only a backpack!"
